Stay Connected“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.
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Guest: No Guest! Just gals!
Topics: Resilient Jenkins (The Discourse), Trump at MSG (Polititiktok), Hello Kitty TA + UCF Professor (Cursed Content), Club Chalamet, Cynthia Erivo, and Sovereign Citizens (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Geoffrey James
Topics: Creepy Tech Guy Who Wants to Live Forever (Software Updates), Cynthia Erivo vs. Wicked fans (The Discourse), Chicken Shop Date (The Discourse), Molly Rutter (Grasshole of the Week)
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In this unlocked episode of our Patreon exclusive series "SEARCH HISTORY," Milly breaks down the many beefs of Azealia Banks and asks the age-old question: can we separate the art from the artist?
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Guest: Taylor Garron
Topics: Kamala on Call Her Daddy (updates), The Queen of Afternoon Tea vs. Cupcake Cafe (The Discourse), Tattoo TikTok Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
Source Videos: Clip 1 | Clip 2 | Clip 3 | Clip 4
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Guest: Amanda Duberman
Topics: IG's latest hoax, updates on the Sepia Bride, the Detroit Bridgerton Ball (The Discourse), Mark Robinson (Grasshole)
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Guest: Danny Murphy
Topics: The SxtsnGigs Podcast Drama (The Discourse), Moo Deng (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), Locked Permanent Bracelets (Grasshole)
Sources: CLIP 1 | CLIP 2 | CLIP 3 | CLIP 4 | CLIP 5
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Guest: Meredith Lynch
Topics: The MUA who was kicked out of a wedding (The Discourse), Shannon Sharpe's IG live mishap (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Ariel Leaty
Topics: Updates on: Hvaldimir the Whale, Talk Tuah, the 9 Month Cruise, Raw Milk, "Crashing Out" (E-Dictionary), Ice Spice vs. Cleotrapa (The Discourse), Chase "Glitch" Believers (Grasshole)
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Hope you all had a wonderful Labor Day Weekend! In this re-released episode Alise and Milly discuss a viral article in The Cut (The Discourse), debut their now iconic segment "What the Musk?" and crown yet another Grasshole of the Week.
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Guest: No Guest! Just gals!
Topics: Homie Hopping (E-Dictionary), The "It Ends With Us" PR Fiasco (The Discourse), Ronda Rousey's Reddit AMA (Grasshole/Grasshero)
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Guest: Jay Jurden
Topics: The "Demure" Trend (E-Dictionary), The Brooke Schofield Drama (The Discourse), Demure haters Trap Selyna and Lord Voldemort (Grasshole)
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Guest: Franchesca Ramsey
Topics: Internet Apologies (The Discourse), The woman who divorced her husband on Insta (Grasshero), The reply-all f*ckup to end all reply all f*ck ups (Grasshole)
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Guest: Ron Metellus
Topics: Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese (The Discourse), MyKayla Skinner and USA Gymnastics (Grasshole)
Source Videos: Mariah C. Rose, Coach Jackie
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Guest: Vinny Thomas
Topics: Hvaldimir the Russian Spy Beluga (The Discourse), "Miami Vice-gate" (Grasshole)
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Guest: Akilah Hughes
Topics: The many memes of Kamala Harris (The Discourse/Politiktok), Jayda Cheaves' swimsuit ad (Cursed Content), Raw milk defenders (Grasshole of the Week)
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No guest! Virtual ep! Just the girlies!
Topics: Olivia Culpo vs. Gown Eyed Girl (The Discourse), That Bad Thing That Happened Over The Weekend (Polititiktok), Sepia Bride (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Danny Groh
Topics: "Danimal" the movie, the rise of Hawk Tuah Girl (The Discourse), anti-sunscreen TikTokkers (Cursed Content), the scammer who got deported cuz he posted his scams on Reddit (Grasshole of the Week)
You can find tickets to the "Danimal" live premiere 7/16 at Littlefield in NYC here.
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Happy 4th of July! On this unlocked Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through a bizarre tale of early internet fandom with the story of the Snapewives.
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‘Snapewives’ and ‘Snapeism’: A Fiction-Based Religion within the Harry Potter Fandom
by Zoe Alderton
Understanding Snapewives: Religion, Fandom, Sociology & Erotica
by Biz
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Guest: Jess Elgene
Topics: 75 Hard, Nara Smith vs. Onezwa Mbola (The Discourse), Rep. Mary Morrissey (Polititiktok), the Poo Crave Twitter account/Justin Timberlake DWI (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Anna Roisman
Topics: Social Media impressions, Gypsy Rose Blanchard audio, GQ's article "I Finally Befriended My Idol Tavi Gevinson. Would It Fall Apart Over Taylor Swift?"
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Guest: Jake Cornell
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Guest: Tim Platt
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Guest: Jacques Morel
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Guest: Rachel Coster
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Guest: Rollie Williams
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Milly and Alise are joined by Nelini Stamp to discuss the Working Families Party & The Real Housewives of Politics, the TikTok ban, who should or shouldn't be allowed to play in your mouth, and debate a difficult 'would you rather.'
Guest: Nelini Stamp
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Milly and Alise are joined by Angelo Colina to discuss JLulu, a dis track over a viral sign, and, inevitably, The Tortured Poets Department.
Guest: Angelo Colina
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Milly and Alise are joined by Marcia Belsky to discuss father's rights activists, compete in a round of "What are they talking about?" and get into second family discourse & a mile high cancellation.
Guest: Marcia Belsky
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Guests: Melissa Rich & Karolena Theresa of Hoes with Feelings.
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Guest: George Civeris
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This week Milly and Alise are joined by Caleb Hearon to weigh in on Caleb's recent online beef, the morality of DoorDash, and news from the palace.
Guest: Caleb Hearon
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Milly and Alise are joined by Alexis Bradby & Kristal Adams of Astigmatism Comedy to discuss royal discourse, the alleged vile of blood in the Shein package, and a STAN Twitter beef.
Guests: Alexis Bradby & Kristal Adams
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This week Milly and Alise are joined by Claire Parker to hear her celebrity updates and discuss the 9 month cruise, hairstylist tiktok, and longevity enthusiasts.
Guest: Claire Parker
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Milly and Alise are joined by fellow Headgum podcast host Negin Farsad (Fake The Nation) to identify the origins of a Jordan Peterson tweet, discuss the Willy Wonka Glasgow experience, talk polititiktok, and more!
Guest: Negin Farsad
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Guest: Fat Carrie Bradshaw (aka Chris Burns)
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This week Milly and Alise discuss the viral scam that got a woman to give away $50,000 in a shoebox, introduce a new segment called "Polititok," and name a grasshole of the week.
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Guest: Lamar Dawson
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Josh Gondelman joins Milly and Alise to discuss a controversy around the urinals at Citi Field, Universal Music Group removing their music from TikTok, the barefoot trend, BBLs, and more!
Guest: Josh Gondelman
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This week Alise is booked and busy fulfilling the role of "Non Speaking Concert Goer with Potential For Upgrade" in a commercial (update: she got the upgrade) so Milly is joined by Ashley Hamilton of Celebrity Memoir Book Club to discuss celebrity social media presences, Oscars discourse, a Christian crypto bro scammer, Nicki Minaj's recent online tirade, and more!
Guest: Ashley Hamilton
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On this week's episode Milly and Alise are joined by comedian Kareem Rahma to discuss a self tanner debacle, the mob wife aesthetic discourse, people having rich parents, and more!
Guest: Kareem Rahma
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On this week's episode Milly and Alise discuss Selena Gomez's short lived social media break, Sephora tweens, online relationship discourse, and more!
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Milly and Alise are joined by Nimay Ndolo to discuss the 9 month cruise, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, and name a grasshole of the week.
Guest: Nimay Ndolo
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Milly and Alise tap fellow comedians and hosts of Exploration: LIVE! Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman to review the foremost memes and viral moments of 2023!
Guests: Charlie Bardey & Natalie Rotter-Laitman of fellow Headgum podcast Exploration: LIVE!
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On this episode of “SEARCH HISTORY” Alise regales Milly with the legendary tale of West Elm Caleb, the serial NYC dater who went mega-viral after multiple women on TikTok reported being ghosted by him. “SEARCH HISTORY” is Go Touch Grass pod’s Patreon-exclusive spin-off series where your hosts break down a viral discourse from the past and is available to all $5 and $10 Patrons. Check it out at www.patreon.com/GoTouchGrassPodcast.
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This week on Go Touch Grass Milly and Alise discuss the follies and foibles of Neal the Seal, what makes a BBL Christian, gen Z's online backlash to milliennial content, and more!
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On the inaugural episode of Go Touch Grass Milly and Alise break down who's allowed in Gag City, cover the cursed George Santos Cameos, deem a grasshole of the week, and more!
“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.
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“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.
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