ETL Echo and Friends present: Winter Wonderfics
“You’re filing Form C0-UPL?”
Granger’s eyes were bright. She nodded.
Draco rolled his jaw. “You know you don’t have to submit one of these unless—”
“Any coworkers who consent to engage in intimate activities on two or more separate occasions,” she said, her voice falling into her trademark lilt he’d heard so often back at Hogwarts, “are mandated to file a notification of relationship initiation to Being Resources no later than one week following the second instance of relational congress.”
Draco’s shoulders slumped. Merlin. She’d memorised the policy. And recited it back to him. Had she not been referring to her activities with someone else, hearing the words from her lips might have had an inappropriate effect on the state of Draco’s trousers.
Inappropriate trouser thoughts? About Granger? Definitely not.
OR: Draco Malfoy needs a test subject for St. Mungo’s Relationship Instruction Program. Hermione Granger is the only volunteer. Then they collaborate on an article about workplace boundaries.