Togethermess

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Getting a Dog... or a Monkey?!? Nov 04, 2026

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Five Christmas trees in November, travel burnout, and approaching the big 4-0. We get brutally honest about why people-pleasing ruins celebrations, the reality of living out of a suitcase, and our hilarious spiral into wanting farm animals instead of a dog.

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Is This a Spider Bite, or Something Way Worse? Nov 02, 2026

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Hungover and putting up Christmas decor, Jeff and Jordan face sudden health scares and dealership nightmares. Big Sexy joins to discuss surviving an infected elbow, new peptide routines, and testing restaurant biscuits by throwing them at the wall.

Thank you to our partners:

Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

AG-1: For a limited time visit drinkag1.com/togethermess and get a FREE Immune Support Bundle, including Omega-3 Fish Oil and Vitamin D3+K2, with your first subscription of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro.

Cozy Earth: Go to cozyearth.com and use code MESS for up to 20% off home and sleepwear.

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A Faked Pregnancy?!? Oct 28, 2026

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Thank you to our partners:

Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

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Fake Drama To Keep You Watching! Oct 26, 2026

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Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

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We're Not THAT Far Off!!! Oct 21, 2026

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Thank you to our partners:

Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first orderPLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungryroot.com/togethermess and use code TOGETHERMESS.

AG-1: Go to drinkag1.com/togethermess and for a limited time, get a free Immune Support Bundle, including a bottle of Omega-3 fish oil and a bottle of Vitamin D3K2, with your first subscription order of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro.

Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

Stio: Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/togethermess for 20% oﬀ your order.

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Jeff Got The Full Dad Experience Oct 19, 2026

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After a chaotic week apart, Jeff and Jordan recount what happens when routine completely collapses. Jeff details his week of "Single Dad" duties—complete with Broncos games, arcades, and a messy house—while Jordan opens up about her girls' trip on Celebrity Cruises, dealing with flight anxiety, and a heart-wrenching moment with a fellow traveler on her flight home.

Thank you to our partners:

Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first orderPLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungryroot.com/togethermess and use code TOGETHERMESS.

Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

Stio: Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/togethermess for 20% oﬀ your order.

Produced by Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group

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The 6am Mexico Shakedown Oct 14, 2026

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Thank you to our partners:

Hers - Visit https://forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

Fabletics - Shop now at fabletics.com/togethermess to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.

Freestyle - Get 30% off your first 3 months of a Freestyle diaper subscription at freestyle.world/togethermess with code TOGETHERMESS. That's a full month of premium diapers delivered to your door for just $49/month for your first 3 months.

Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open!

Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories, and a little everyday chaos.

Produced by Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group

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The Derek Jeter Souvenir Rumor - Worse Than You Think Oct 12, 2026

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Before we were raising kids in the suburbs, we were serving tables, and the restaurant drama was real. In TogetherMess episode 286, we’re looking back at workplace favoritism, Jeff’s missed chance to meet Matthew McConaughey, and how our priorities have changed since those days. We also share what we learned at a Meta parenting event, our worries about teens on social media, and why we’re glad our younger years weren’t caught on camera.

Thank you to our partners:

Hers - Visit https://forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

Fabletics - Shop now at fabletics.com/togethermess to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.

Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open!

Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories, and a little everyday chaos.

Produced by Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Parenting in the Age of iPads and Video Games Oct 07, 2026

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Jordan saw flashing lights and thought the other driver was getting pulled over… until the cop stopped her. Jeff spent two hours fighting with a printer before realizing our computer was connected to the neighbor’s Wi-Fi. In the TogetherMess episode 285, we’re sharing a school pickup gone wrong, tax stress, and a V-Bucks purchase Jeff still can’t figure out. Jordan also opens up about getting her hormones checked, and we talk about parenting, iPad limits, and why keeping up with technology is making us feel old.

Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open!

Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories, and a little everyday chaos.

Thank you to our partners:

AG1 - For a limited time, get a free immune support bundle with your very first subscription of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro at https://drinkag1.com/togethermess

Hungryroot - For a limited time get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to https://hungryroot.com/togethermess and use code togethermess.

Hers - Visit https://forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeff Accidentally Bid $2,000 at the School Fundraiser Oct 05, 2026

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In Togethermess Episode 284, Jeff accidentally waves during the school fundraiser auction and suddenly gets hit with a $2,000 bid he never meant to make. We also talk about cowboy night, drinking around the kids’ teachers, donating to the school, and why knowing exactly where your money goes matters more to us now. Subscribe, like, and tap "Hype" below to boost this video!

Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open!

Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories, and a little everyday chaos.

Thank you to our partners:

AG1 - For a limited time, get a free immune support bundle with your very first subscription of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro at https://drinkag1.com/togethermess

Hungryroot - For a limited time get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to https://hungryroot.com/togethermess and use code togethermess.

Hers - Visit https://forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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