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Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger (AKA the Action Boyz) are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers.
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The boyz run it back and discuss The Running Man from 1987 (again)!
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Enjoy this un-paywalled episode of Shadow Wolves from April 2025!
The boyz discuss what they’re reading and watching before getting into Top Secret! (1984).
The boyz discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
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The boyz discuss Dark Angel aka I Come in Peace.
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The boyz discuss The Serpent and the Rainbow.
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The boyz discuss Planet of the Apes (1968).
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The boyz discuss The Lawnmower Man.
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Excited and anxious I await my dream
To escape, applaud And embrace my team
Opening day I always can trust
It’s just for this high That I crazily lust
Return of our hero Does brighten the days
Just briefly, my troubles Get lost in the haze
The grace from the field Arouses the crowd
Reflects on the days When I was quite proud
I’m more entranced Than the average fan
I used to play, you see And I know I still can
That time I drove the ball With such loft
My exit atop shoulders As they carried me off
This pastime and I Just fade into one
Expanded upon From father and son
My boy is young And awkward for now
I just need the time And can show him how
I really am quite close Just a break away
From straightening things out And being okay
I can help my team To regain its glory
With just a little twist To the same old story
Players say now They play for themselves
This causes a burning Within me that dwells
The fan is the one Who pays for the game
Which bestows all the riches And welcomed fame
The players will listen But really don’t hear
All the while just hiding Behind an invisible tear
I grow tired now of all this greed
And chart a course to set things free
-Gil Renard
(THE FAN)
Ok ABZ Boyz and Girlz it's RONIN this week. What a goddamn treat! De Niro is fucking bringing it - was Stanger able to get past him not being sexy enough in this one? Will anybody be able to understand what the fuck Stanger's issue is with De Niro's sexiness? Well, sexiness aside this movie is a winner with an all-star cast, world class stunts and big boy car chases. The prefect movie to launch a series of remotely recorded episodes. Are there some bugs to still be worked out? Sure. Is there more talking over each other than ever? Maybe. But will this episode change the fucking world? You betcha. Remember ActionBabyz, even if the Boyz aren't in the same location to record, Val Verde is where ever you hang your gape gloves.
Y'all better listen to this episode quick cause the Action Boyz are UNDER SIEGE and they, "got pies in the oven." Also, did you know the 'Boyz are Cajun? Don't worry, it's of no consequence and it'll never come up again. Bottom line, the only thing standing between national security and Gary Busey in drag and Tommy Lee Jones doing Two-Face, is a cook. Good thing this cook is an ex-seal, with no muscle tone, who will strip down to a tank-top first chance he gets. Did we mention he's just a cook?
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