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Oprah Winfrey: MOTHER OF DEMONS | TMT 158 Dec 14, 2025

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Mrs. P does a deep dive the horrible crimes Oprah and her three Demons (Dr Phi, Dr. Oz, and Jenny McCarthy) have committed. Alleged offenses include working with ICE, Vaccine Denialism, exploiting 13 year old girls, selling all sorts of scam supplements and worst of all getting John Fetterman elected. AND THAT TRULY IS THE WORST CRIME OF THEM ALL.

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0:00 Intro - Mother of Demons 0:25 Who is Oprah Gail Winfrey? 8:00 Phil McGraw - Oprahs First Monster 21:48 Dr. Phils Alleged Crimes 27:42 The Cash Me Outside Girl 32:36 Dr Phil Does ICE, DHS propaganda 37:35 Cool Girl Anti-Vaxxers - Jenny McCarthy 45:45 Jenny Begins her Autism Grift 1:00:27 Who is Dr Oz and What has he done to dogs? 1:05:31 Dr Oz Promotes Pyramid Schemes MLMs 1:08:14 Dr Oz Really Likes Trump and Covid Denialism 1:17:25 Dr Oz Runs for Senate and John Fetterman Thanks Him 1:24:10 Alex's John Fetterman Rant 1:30:42 Ranking Oprah's Evilest Villains

PARADE of DOOM: Macy's insane History | TMT 157 Dec 07, 2025

Mrs. P does a deep dive on the Macy's Parade, and the whaler, and two crockery magnets responsible. We being with a story of philanthropy, feeding the unhoused, the needy, fighting tuberculosis and ends darker with our subjects supporting the confederacy, funding the creation of the state of Israel and a trip on the Titanic.

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0:00 Intro - Busta Rhymes and Ninja Turtles 0:32 The Icon of Parades - Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade 2:15 We Loved this Years Parade 5:46 The History of Macy's - It Got Weird Fast 10:42 The Parade Kills Ragamuffin Day 18:11 Helium Balloons Were Let Go 26:54 How Much Damage Can the Floats Do? 42:01 Who is the Whaler Rowland Macy? 56:42 Who are the Crockery Magnets Isidor and Nathan Straus 1:02:22 Public Philanthropy, Milk Stations and Homeless Shelters 1:16:16 Why are we supporting a confederate slave owner? 1:19:42 The Suck of the Holy Land 1:23:29 An Unfortunately Trip on the RMS Titanic 1:29:20 The Money Laundering Sexual Deviant Governor 1:36:25 Macy's Red Star is Communist?

Coconut Chex Treats Recipe - Vibing with the Food Idiot (Free Edition) Dec 03, 2025

Vibing with the Food Idiot is USUALLY a patreon exclusive show, but for the holidays Mrs Pearlmania is explaining her incredible coconut chex treats to everyone FOR FREE!

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Napoleon's Nephew: The Lover of Coups | TMT 156 Nov 30, 2025

Alex does a deep dive on French emperor Napoleon III and the lessons he teachers us. From his message of "Make France Great Again," to his many coup attempts, to finally getting elected the president of France on the backs of a massive Propaganda campaign. And once he became president he decided he wasn't going to be held back by term limits and made himself the emperor for life.

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0:00 Intro - History Repeats Itself first as Tragedy then as Farce 2:09 - Who Loved Coups more than anyone else? 17:26 - Italian Secret Societies and the First Coup 33:35 - Napoleon III invades France for the first time. 46:49 - Financing a Second Coup and hiring his Basket of Deplorables 1:01:32 - Imprisoned, the Escape, and Elected President of France 1:16:37 - Removing Term Limits, Arresting the Opposition, Declaring Himself Emperor for Life 1:28:54 - Invading Mexico, Vietnam and Algeria 1:32:55 - How the Franco Prussian War Ended Him

Your Pizza Party Funded a Hate Group | TMT 155 Nov 23, 2025

Alex discovers how funds from Domino's Pizza headquarters's rent is funding a fascist catholic university, hate group and entire town. After finding a picture of Charlie Kirk and Jesus spooning Mr. P had too know more. The story begins with the Pizza Billionaire Tom Monaghan and how after business dealings with Mitt Romney he slips deep into the hole of crazy fascist religious billionaire. But don't worry, Rosa Parks is in this too.

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0:00 Intro - Alex Hugging Gavin Newsom? 0:38 - Where did the bust of Jesus and Charlie Kirk come from? 10:00 - Fascist Religious Pizza Billionaire Tom Monaghan 22:52 - What is Domino's Farms? 25:05 - The Hate began with Selling to Private Equity 38:07 - Founding a Town, a Church, a University and a Hate Group 52:03 - The Backstory of Thomas Moore ( Henry VIII ex-best friend) 59:17 - Where do you go to found a town church and hate group? 1:06:36 - Most Evil (and Good) Pizza Chains 1:08:52 - Little Caesars Helped Rosa Parks 1:12:05 - Summary of Alex's Tabs

Indigo, Cotton, and Exploitation: The history of Sydney Sweeney's Jeans | TMT 154 Nov 16, 2025

When Sydney Sweeney said "Jeans are not Controversial" Mrs. P had to investigate and what she found was astounding. From Sydney Sweeneys stalling career, to her plans with Geoff Bezos, to the origins of Jeans in India, Britain, America. And how they were touched by the republic of Genoa, the British Ra, East India Trading Company, Mahatma Gandhi, and the prison industrial complex. And then of course back to Sydney Sweeneys GQ interview.

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0:00 Intro - What does the Board Say? 0:56 - Sydney Sweeney's GQ Interview and Failing Career 14:52 - Mrs. P's Hot Take on Sydney Sweeney 21:42 - The Origins of Blue Jeans Starting with the Color Blue 33:54 - The Indigo Revolt's and the East India Trading Company 40:42 - (Sydney Sweeney is Geoff Bezos's Third?) 47:35 - Mahatma Gandhi Gets Involved 52:52 - Italian Design of the Blue Jean 58:34 - Levi's Jeans 1:06:23 - Jeans are Made of Cotton and it's Dark History 1:17:51 - Conclusion - Blue Jeans are Not Controversial

The Secret Banking Clan that Bought Mulitple Presidents | TMT 153 Nov 09, 2025

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This week Mr. Pearlmania is teaching Mrs. Pearlmania about the super secret American banking clan that just gave Donald Trump $130,000,000 million to run the military. We are talking about the Mellon Family and how they maintained power from 1870 till now by owning banks, steel, weapons manufacturing, buying politicians and commuting war crimes.

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0:00 - Intro - The Secret Banking Clan Controlling our Military 1:01 - Dick Chaney was Dead to Begin With 2:53 - Where Did $130 Million Come From 5:19 - How the Roman Republic Fell 8:51 - Unmasking The Secretive Oligarch Tim Mellon 12:49 - Where does the Mellon Fortune Come From? 17:42 - Who Is Bunny Mellon? 19:53 - Tim Starts Flexing his Money 21:21 - Chubbies 22:51 - How the Mellon Clan Started in 1813 30:58 - One of the More Evil People to Have Lived - Andrew W. Mellon 37:29 - How the Mellon's Causes the Johnstown Flood 48:21 - The Mellon's Never Stopped Making Money 52:15 - Enter Paul Mellon and Andrew's Divorce 57:29 - Andrew Mellon Buys Too Much Political Influence 1:00:43 - Andrew Mellon Appointed Secretary of Treasury 1:04:19 - Other Politicians Shocked at the Scale of his Corruption 1:06:58 - The Great Gatsby Party 1:12:15 - The Great Depression Hits 1:17:36 - Andrew W. Mellon Finally Ousted 1:20:07 - Paul Mellon the Boring Horse Breeding Billionaire 1:24:44 - Bunny Mellon, Jackie Kennedy's Best Friend 1:30:54 - Tim Mellon Is a Horrible Human 1:33:47 - Ronald Regan Changed Everything 1:39:43 - What Horrible Politicians Tim Mellon Supports 1:44:19 - Mellon Family's Massive Wealth 1:45:05 - The Hate Groups He's Funded 1:46:26 - How Andrew W. Mellon Set the Stage for Trump and Handouts for the Rich

$40 Billion Nazi Rat Line Country Lore | TMT 152 Nov 02, 2025

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Mrs. and Mr. Pearlmania examine Trumps 40 billion dollar bailout of Argentine and how it's connected to Argentine's shameful past of harboring Nazi's. Mrs. P examines how it happened, who was involved and how Kat Von D's family came from German Nobility who fled to Argentina, and how her turn as a Christian Influencer makes so much sense.

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0:00 - Intro - 40 Billion Dollars and Ratlines! 0:56 - How Trump's 40B Relates too Argentinian Nazis 5:04 - All the Nazi Escape Routes (a.k.a. Ratlines) 11:40 - The Austrian Bishop that Engineered the Nazi's Escape 14:08 - American Nazi Rallies and Kill Tony 16:54 - Rightwing's Use of AI Hitler 24:25 - Notable Nazi's that Escaped via Ratlines 29:14 - How the Argentinian Government Sheltered Nazis 37:43 - How The Seventh Day Adventist Church Collaborated with Nazis 41:06 - How the Nazi's Industrialized Propaganda 49:48 - Mrs. P's Wild Theory She Can't Prove Yet 56:05 - Kat Von D's German Roots and Anti Semitic History 59:31 - Are we The Baddies? (mitchell and webb sketch) 1:09:09 - Kat von D's Nazi Themed Liquid Lipstick 1:12:36 - Kat's Crazy Christian Influencer Heel Turn 1:16:53 - Top 7 Racist Makeup Ladies, #1 Coco Chanel 1:18:08 - The Christian Podcast from Hell

PEARLMANIA CASE FILES: 3rd ANNUAL HALLOWEEN TTRPG (featuring Hisnamewasdusk) | TMT 151 Oct 26, 2025

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Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania are joined by His Name is Dusk for their annual "Monster of the Week" Halloween TTRPG! It's another Episode of the Pearlmania casefiles where Steve Stevenson and Jane Doe investigate the strange case of the disappearing Ben Franklin impersonators.

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0:00 - Intro - Garfield, Luigi and Teletubbies 1:52 - Meet the Games Master and the Game 18:12 - The Franklin Institute for the Criminally Insane 43:13 - The Number One Suspect is Gritty 1:03:48 - Going Undercover as a Ben Franklin Impersonator 1:24:56 - The Final Ninja Turtle Style Showdown 1:56:15 - Check out more of Dusk!

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Story Report - Garden Spells Oct 22, 2025

It's time for a COZY story report. If you love whimsy goth, Stardew Valley and Hallmark Movies, you are going to love this SPOILER FILLED retelling of Sarah Addison Allen's GARDEN SPELLS.

This 2007 novel has it all, food magic, North Carolina Sisters, a tempermental giving tree, Sexy Tyler, a wrap around porch, an old lad that is a walking Checkov's Gun, and SO MUCH HEART.

We loved this book so much, so put on your favorite thick socks and a nice blanket and listen to Mrs. Pearlmania give you the herbal tea on this masterpiece that should DEFINITELY BE A MOVIE.

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HORRIFYING! The Disturbing Lore of 3 Haunted Lakes| TMT 150 Oct 19, 2025

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Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania do a deep dive on the historical, politiical and supernatureal implications of their top 3 spookiest lakes. Lake Lanier in Georgia is hiding a dark legacy of racism, Lake Baikal is deep enough scientists don't even know whats at the bottom, and Lake Superior's rough waves and chilly conditions have preserved it's many victims.

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0:00 - Intro - Aliens, Racism, and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 0:28 - Why Pearlmania hates lakes 13:18 - Lake Baikal is the deapest lake in the word and 5 Delawares Wide 30:35 - Lake Baikal's Unique Ecosystem that supports Aliens? 41:01 - Lake Lanier's Racism Lies Below the Surface 56:12 - You Need to Know What a Lynching Looks Like 1:24:43 - Why Lake Superior Preservers it's Dead 1:39:20 - Alex Ranks His Favorites

Mrs P's Top 6 GATES OF HELL | TMT 149 Oct 12, 2025

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Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania examine what different civilizations across time have called "The Gates of Hell". From Ancient Greece to Clifton New Jersey to a real life castle where the Nazi's practices the occult and summoned Hell Boy (allegedly). At the End Alex ranks his favorites out of the Darvaza Gas Crater in Turkmenistan, The Storm Drains of Clifton NJ, the Paris Catacombs, Houska Castle in the Czech Republic, The Bellaire House in Ohio and the 7 gates in York County Pennsylvania.

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0:00 - Intro - Gates of Hell All Over the World 0:37 - The Gates That Didn't Make the Cut 7:16 - The Haunted Bellaire House is on a Ley Line 22:08 - Mrs. P's Ghost Hunt with Your Mom 28:15 - The Darvaza Gas Crater of Turkmenistan is on Fire 41:27 - The Storm Drains of Clifton NJ 54:46 - The Occult Nazi Past of the Houska Castle 1:28:13 - The 7 Gates of Hell Guard a Mischievous Surgeon 1:34:55 - The Catacombs of Paris are filled with Cataphiles 1:51:50 - We Rank Our Favorites

We Get Read to Filth by the STARS | TMT 148 Oct 05, 2025

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Mrs. P. looks at the trans-religious philosophy of Human Design. The creation of an advertising executive who got burned out and abandoned his family to party in Ibiza for 8 years before receiving a message from the divine that he needed to get to work on creating this religion and also he should change his name from Robert Krakower to Ra Uru Hu. Thus was born Human Design.

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0:00 - Intro - Human Design 0:52 - Ai Psychosis Made Me Fall In Love 6:19 - What is Human Design 19:03 - Meet our First Real AI Guru 27:10 - Deep Space Nine Talk 30:58 - The Unofficial Human Design Website 36:35 - The Ad Exec Who Abandoned his Family to Party 53:40 - Mrs. P's Human Design Chart 1:11 - Pearlmania's Human Design Chart

STARBUCKS: America's Cultural Battleground | TMT 147 Sep 28, 2025

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Mrs. P. looks at why Starbucks has become a battleground for culture wars. From ordering your favorite conservative podcasters drink and forcing the barista to say his name, to boycotts over their support for Israel, to Starbucks union busting, war on Christmas, gay marriage, and racism. Starbucks has been involved in almost every culture war controversy and Mrs. P and Pearlmania500 are here for it!

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0:00 - Intro - Starbucks Culture War 0:48 - Why Starbucks, Why Coffee Shops are Cultural Centers 3:30 - In the News for a famous Podcaster's Death 12:39 - Why Conservatives are Planting their Flag in Starbucks 27:13 - Hello Fresh 29:18 - Howard Schultz and the Gay/Evolutionary Quotes on Cups 43:01 - Starbuck's Illegal Fight Against Unionization 50:52 - Starbuck's Controversy with Gay Marriage (M4M) 59:08 - Read to Filth for #RaceTogether 1:07:51 - The War on Christmas 1:16:14 - Alex's Big Pivot/Support for MAHA and RFK 1:21:33 - CEO Uses the Holocaust to Bust Unions 1:25:26 - The Boycott over Palestine and Union Busting 1:37:30 - Alex's Problem with Starbucks

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Mrs' P. digs into notorious "Try Guy Cheater" Ned Fulmer's latest podcast where he invites his wife on to further humiliate the both of them. Also, Publishers clearinghouse is going out of business and leaving one John Wyllie too fend for himself after his $5,000 a week checks stop coming. Mr's P. also digs into the fun stories of a San Francisco Chef who robs banks to support his business, how the inventor of Pilates was a fun interesting guy, Ben and Jerry's breaking up and how dancing with the stars is turning out.

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0:00 - Intro - Being Fun in a Scary Time 1:41 - Alex Should be Allowed to Smoke Again 2:01 - Cheating Try Guy Ned Fulmer Back to his Old Tricks 4:02 - The Time Pearlmania500 hit rock bottom 6:19 - Ned Fulmer's Grifting Podcast 9:45 - Angry Eugene is the Best Eugene 14:58 - Ned's First Guest is His Wife (Who He Cheated) 32:26 - Award Winning Chef Robs Banks 38:45 - Publisher's Clearinghouse Bankruptcy Leaves Winners Stranded 47:26 - Who's Who on Dancing with the Stars 1:00:26 - Pilates Began in a Prison Camp 1:07:50 - Alix Earl's Eliot Spitzer Call Girl Connection 2:11:08 - Ben and Jerry's Breakup 2:12:26 - Alex's Free Speech Grifters Rant

RUINED: The UGLY side of E.L.F. Cosmetics | TMT 145 Sep 14, 2025

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Mrs. Pearlmania explores the many scandals of e.l.f. cosmetics from the playboy reckless founder who was confronted by a demonic vision which terrified him so much he sold all his possessions and joined the priesthood. To a recent outrage scandal involving the misogyny of Matt Rife to Mrs. P's own self interest in the stock of the company.

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0:00 - Intro - e.l.f. cosmetics and Matt Rife 1:07 - e.l.f.'s ragebait ad with Matt Rife 16:36 - What's Killing Comedy and Why Women are Better 29:45 - Another Fake Apology 39:58 - Who's in Charge of Marketing? 47:44 - D.E.I. and Too Many Dicks 59:22 - Who is founder Scott-Vincent Borba 1:10:08 - So Sawwy We're Greedy (Googly Eyes) 1:16:41 - Guess the Dark Money 1:18:28 - Why the Playboy Founder Became a Priest 1:26:45 - Please Don't Make Me Sell My Aston Martin!

Story Report - Everyone Is Lying to You Sep 10, 2025

Mrs Pearlmania's STORY REPORT returns with a Trad Wife influencer murder mystery thriller! This month our favorite momfluencer read a book that is so incredible it made Mr. Pearlmania audibly gasp MULTIPLE TIMES.

This story has it all: thinly veiled references to Ballerina Farms, Harrison Butker, and the secret lives of mormon wives; instagram frenemy stalking; and so many well deserved twists that it LITERALLY makes Mr. P applaud out loud.

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The Streisand Effect: She Tried to Hide from the Internet | TMT 144 Sep 07, 2025

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Mrs. P. does some research on the Streisand Effect and what it means to hide something from the internet. From Babs herself to Jamal Khashoggi, the President of China, Tipper Gore, The Epstein Files and of Course Mrs. P. herself. We find out the consequences of hiding your dirty laundry.

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0:00 - Intro - You Can't Hide Anything from the Internet 0:35 - A Husband and Wife Duo Sit Next to Each Other 1:12 - The Streisand Effect and How Babs Earned It 14:17 - I Miss the Old Internet 34:04 - Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh 1:02:20 - Saudi Arabia and The Murder of Jamal Khashoggi 1:11:48 - Saudi Riyadh Comedy Festival 1:15:56 - Tim Dillon Celebrates the Blood Money 1:24:37 - The Jeffrey Epstein Cover Up 1:29:27 - Trying to Silence Epstein Survivors

SHOCKING: RFK Jr's DARK past EXPOSED | TMT 143 Aug 31, 2025

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For Quack Month Pearlmania explores the king quack himself Robert F. Kennedy Jr. From the early horrors of death and family tragedies to become an environmental activists, road kill eater and notorious disloyal husband. To the present when he discovers who profitable the vaccine, health and MAGA grift is.

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0:00 - Intro - A Narcissist's Quest for Fame 0:50 - King of the Quacks Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 1:27 - RFK's Role in the Tragic Kennedy Family 14:47 - Building Credibility as an Environmental Lawyer and Activist 25:25 - The Clinton Connection 30:21 - RFK's Obsession with Eating Roadkill and Cheating 47:19 - Marriage No. 3 and the Hollywood Connection 55:29 - His True Passion is Vaccine Grifting for Money 1:12:03 - RFK is Directly Responsible for 83 Deaths 1:30:30 - RFK's Dishonest Run for President 1:39:32 - Joining the MAGA and Israel Grift 1:47:02 - The Sad Beginning of the End for RFK 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!

The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142 Aug 24, 2025

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Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers.

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0:00 - Intro - Old Time Alien Scams 0:58 - Evil Aliens, UFO Cult, and Shake Weight Pyramid Scheme 6:37 - Absolute Relaxation all the way to Mars 23:38 - Horrible Midwest Food, Chat GPT, Fleetwood Mac 34:11 - Where do are old Myths Come From? 41:01 - Khauga Takes William to Mars 48:52 - The Tiki Bar in Delaware 54:19 - Where did the Martians Come From? 1:05:21 - The Shake Weight that Built a Pyramid Scheme 1:17:59 - His Cult Gets Arrested by Chicago PD 1:29:47 - What Happens after Death?

LOSER: MAHA's Biggest BULLY: Jillian Michaels | TMT 141 Aug 17, 2025

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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing conspiracy theories which lead to us crowning her the female Joe Rogan. We look into how she went from a cruel personal trainer on the biggest loser to becoming a gay for trump platforming the likes of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens and Russel Brand to sell her fitness supplements and personal podcast.

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0:00 - Intro - The Female JOE ROGAN 0:40 - The Biggest Loser was Cruel 3:48 - 90's and 2000's Diet Culture was So Toxic 18:41 - Jillian Teaches Abusive Thinking 22:35 - Jillian is Hoarding Wealth 35:10 - She Starts a Podcast 46:00 - How She Becomes a Right Wing Mouthpiece 49:48 - Throat Goat Benny Johnson 55:24 - Other Throat Goats of her Podcast 59:48 - What Beliefs Are for Sale? 1:12:03 - Ozempic Broke her Brain? 1:16:56 - Why Jillian Michaels is Worse than Joe Rogan

KRATOM: the LEGAL $13 Gas station POISON | TMT 140 Aug 10, 2025

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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates the highly addictive gas station drink "Feel Free" that is ruining peoples lives. Starting with the sketchy creator J.W. Ross who discovered this plant while in rehab in Thailand. And ending with Ross changing his name to hide his Felony charges and start the company "Feel Free" and build deep ties to influencers, quacks and perverts thats ultimately lead back to Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Trad wives.

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0:00 - Intro - Kratom what is it and who's involved? 0:39 - Alex's shady trip to buy Kratom 3:51 - The Viral TikTok on the horrors of Kratom 7:39 - What is Kratom and Feel Free? 31:16 - How did felon J.W. Ross Start Feel Free? 51:21 - The Past Crimes and Secret Identity of Feel Free Founder 54:57 - Behind the Marketing and Quackery 1:03:54 - How is Donald Trump, Miss Teen USA and a Trad Wife involved? 1:14:51 - Is RFK the Good Guy? Or just wants a cut? 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!

THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE Aug 07, 2025

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DOWNFALL of the LIVER KING - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139 Aug 03, 2025

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For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manhood." The ultimate downfall came when a fellow gym bro turned on him exposing his steroids use.

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0:00 - Intro - Liver King is a Quack 0:53 - The new "Honks not Quacks" and Previous Quacks 6:48 - The Humble Beginnings of Liver King 25:39 - How Liver King popped off on socials 29:25 - What are the Ancestral Tenets? 52:44 - What are the Swords of Manhood? 1:00:59 - All this BS to sell Supplements? 1:10:35 - STEROIDS: The Ultimate Gym Bro Alpha Crime 1:23:54 - The Family Blood Ritual

STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island Jul 30, 2025

It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia.

You don't have to have read the book to enjoy this episode, as Mrs. P is going to explain the plot to Alex for your listening pleasure. If you enjoy the story, request the book from your local library or buy it from a local book store.

REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138 Jul 27, 2025

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The Pearlman's tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus.

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0:00 - Intro - Jubilee is a Psyop 1:13 - What is a Psyop and the Overton Window? 9:04 - Why so many open fascist on Jubilee? 12:17 - Jubilee's Beginnings and Villian Arc 20:42 - Why Saving the World with Capitalism Never Works 39:21 - Surrounded and Charlie Kirk's Creepy Smile 48:12 - Where does Jubilee's Money Lead? 58:55 - Alex's Jubilee Audition 1:06:24 - How Jubilee Casts Bigots on their Shows 1:27:47 - Jubilee's Favorite Far Right Racist Billionaire 1:41:50 - How Jubilee Helps Right Wing Influencer's Careers 1:46:36 - Nazi Please

The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137 Jul 20, 2025

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The Pearlman's tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person.

Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trump but refused to bring up his close friendship with Epstein. Now their fans are starting to recognize they've been lied to and the bros are left scrambling to salvage their audiences's trust.

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0:00 - Intro - Is Andrew Schulz an Idiot? 1:35 - Alex's Viral Antipasto and Epstein videos 5:48 - Why no Epstein questions for Trump Podcast Bros? 15:23 - Why Andrew Schulz and Joe Rogan Became Lame Alex Jones Impersonators 34:13 - Alex's Time as a Security Guard Perp Walking the Easter Bunny 47:30 - Gianmarco Soresi Exposes Andrew Schulz's Ego 52:04 - Where does Andrew Schulz's Greed Lead? 1:01:29 - What's going on with How Andrew Schulz Dresses? 1:08:00 - Trump, Charlie Kirk, and Laura Ingraham also Facing Backlash

How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136 Jul 13, 2025

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The Pearlman's tackle what christian nationalist think of their favorite movies from Rom-Coms to Godzilla to Cars 2. Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is demonic. Mrs. P also goes in depth on the new Christian Lawsuit that would allow churches to support presidential candidates and keep their tax free status through the IRS. AND DON'T FORGET LOVE ISLAND AND THE LIGHTHOUSE!

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0:00 - Intro - Christian Nationalist Movie Reviews 0:50 - Superman Is Heir to the Choose Your Own Adventure Fortune 14:44 - Love Island is a Horror Movie 33:24 - The Sacred Christian Movie Measurement System 46:28 - Cars 2 Pope vs. The Lighthouse Monologue 1:07:48 - Godzilla Made Alex Cry 1:23:07 - Mrs. P Loves "The Menu" and It's Woke Christian Review 1:31:46 - Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is Not 1:39:12 - Christians Sue to Endorse Politicians and Pay No Taxes

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Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135 Jul 06, 2025

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The Pearlman's talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintour's reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played.

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0:00 - Intro - Rich People Are Tacky 1:04 - Rating Kardashian Fashion at the Bezos Wedding 19:55 - One Kardashian Left 24:42 - Embarrassed Leonardo DiCaprio 27:37 - Usher, Tom Brady, Orlando Bloom, Oprah, Gail 31:54 - The Lower Profile Billionaires 46:05 - Sam Altman 52:38 - Who Stole Who's Wedding Idea? 1:00:50 - Celebrities who Tallked Sh#@ on the Bezos Wedding 1:13:40 - Why Anna Wintour Steps Down from Vogue 1:15:52 - Does Vogue Hate Lauren Sanchez? 1:23:09 - How Anna Wintour Changed Vogue 1:29:47 - Why College Humor is a Bisexual Treat 1:31:51 - Alex's Closing Argument (Why You Should Invest in TMT)

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Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134 Jun 29, 2025

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0:00 - Intro - No More Mr. Woker 0:51 - The Labubu Addiction 24:23 - How Gambling Is Driving Labubus 37:43 - Liver King is a Dangerous Joe Rogan Stan 53:01 - The Disgusting Wealth of the Bezos Wedding 1:06:56 - Why Katy Perry and Orland Bloom Broke Up

The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT Jun 25, 2025

It's the June Story report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month's pick has been a long time coming, as Mrs. P has received multiple copies of this novel in our PO Box and requests from DMs.

The Murder Bot Diaries By Martha Wells are a rip roaring sci-fi adventure that really feels exactly like the story of a 22 year old security guard in 2005. You'll have to listen to the episode to understand that reference!

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Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133 Jun 22, 2025

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Mrs. P catches Alex up on the Karen Read Trial, Alex goes in on all the MAGAts jumping ship including Tucker Carlson and how his interview with Ted Cruz was just a PR stunt. And finally the Pearlman's touch on some positive ways to survive World Wa III if things go poorly and we continue to head in that direction.

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0:00 - Intro - Welcome to the Clown Rodeo 0:46 - The Karen Read Trial 29:21 - Processing the Horrors on the News 39:32 - No Kings Protest 44:16 - World War III 52:28 - Why Am I Agreeing with Tucker Carlson? 1:05:33 - Some Fun PSA's

They're All Watching You | TMT #132 Jun 15, 2025

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The Pearlman's talk Trump and Elon's big breakup, the protests in LA, ICE Raids and how Theo Von managed to get himself involved again. What the democrats are doing about it (nothing) and Sydney Sweeney' new soap along with Alex's new comedy special and hit single!

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0:00 - Intro 0:32 - Trump and Elon Breakup 17:14 - I Promised no more Theo Von Rants 24:36 - Palantir Technologies 42:30 - Ice Raids, Protests and More Breakups 56:20 - Democrat Leadership are Cowards 59:08 - Sydney Sweeney's New Soap

Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131 Jun 08, 2025

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The Pearlman's are joined by special guest Tell Williams to discuss friendship, relationships, Content Creation, and Tells viral video confronting RFK on his views on Autism.

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0:00 - No Plans for 7 Months 19:08 - Can't Have it All 35:17 - Content Creation 53:59 - How Much to Sell Out? 1:09:29 - Puerto Rico 1:27:57 - Frog and Toad 1:41:35 - Alex's Ghost Story 1:48:54 - Arnold Lobel 1:55:09 - Tobacco Companies 2:05:50 - Wrap Up

Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130 Jun 01, 2025

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The Chrisley family of reality show fame stole tens of millions of dollars but was able to convince Trump to give them a pardon. Mrs P. does a deep dive into the exact steps Savanah Chrisley had to take to get into the good graces of Trump and get her parents out of decades of prison time.

Alex also examines a few other undeserving pardons at the hands of Trump from Paul Walczak to Charles Kushner.

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0:00 - Alex's Grand Plan 0:31 - Todd and Julie Chrisley Pardoned by Trump 4:44 - Monday Night RAW and Gay Dad 7:37 - The Crimes of the Chrisley Family 20:20 - Savannah Chrisley's Plan to Grift Her Parents Out of Jail 23:23 - Alex's Theo Von Rant 36:01 - Savannah Starts Sucking Up top MAGA 47:21 - Their Supplement Grift Ft. RFK Jr. 1:00:08 - Savannah Makes Progress with MAGA and her BFF Lara Trump 1:07:50 - Trump's Crypto Dinner 1:12:11 - Trump's Most Corupt Pardon 1:15:28 - The Pardon of Jared Kushner's Father 1:21:04 - Crime's Aren't Real If You Have Money

Diavola - STORY REPORT May 28, 2025

Mrs. P's Story report is back with an haunted family vacation in an italian villa that is just a little too close for comfort for Mr. P's actual life. LOL.

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Elon Musk Is a Lying Loser | TMT #129 May 25, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans adress Elon Musk's latest PR tour and examine some of the many lies he's telling. And how he's trying to distance himself from all the damage he did.

Mrs. P. also does a deep dive on the worlds largest asbestos mine formerly in Canada and the even bigger one in Russia!

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TikTok Says Gingers Are Black | TMT #128 May 18, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans address the TokTok trend calling gingers black and address the societal pressures of what it really means to be a redhead.

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Why The Muppets Fight Hate | TMT #127 May 11, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans look at the life and Legacy of Jim Henson. From growing up as a christian scientist to pioneering television in a way that taught children and adults powerful lessons about accepting those different than you.

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0:00 Intro - Mr. Pearlman the Muppet 0:27 The Origins of Jim Henson 7:23 Show-running as a Child in 1959 19:27 Zocdoc 20:27 Sesame Street 24:11 Big Bird 29:26 Oscar the Grouch is Orange 32:40 Kermit the Frog 42:05 Jim Henson's Work with SNL 46:38 The Muppet Show 1:00:00 Star Wars 1:03:49 Jim Henson's Death 1:08:12 How Jim Henon's Taught Emotions 1:12:13 Jim Henson's Battle with Intolerance

Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126 May 04, 2025

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Mrs. P's instagram algorithm did it again, she was served a testicular influencer that has incredibly insane advice for men like Mr. P to make... well you'll hear it. ALSO, the great debate happens between our favorite married maniacs: 100 men vs 1 Gorilla!

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Positivity is Punk Rock w/ David Pakman | TMT #125 Apr 27, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlman's address how they might be responsible for what happened to the Pope as much as JD Vance. Later they talk to David Pakman about being told not to leave the country, raising a family as a political content creators, and what it was like doing the Joe Rogan Experience.

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0:00 Intro 0:45 The Historical Failures of JD Vance 5:14 Pope Francis 11:55 DAVID PAKMAN 23:00 The Squirrel 30:30 Pakman on Trump 49:33 Future of American Politics 1:03:36 The Pod is Podding

MRS. P's STORY REPORT: Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert - A Novel By Bob The Drag Queen Apr 23, 2025

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Mrs. Pearlmania read Bob the Drag Queen's new novel "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert." This incredible imaginary work tackles what would happen if Harriet Tubman came back from the past to start a Hip-Hop career in the modern day.

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0:00 Intro

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21:07 Harriet Tubman's New Song is Really Good

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The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124 Apr 20, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans talk the First Millennial Saint canonized by the catholic church some are calling the patron saint of influencers, the terrifying lives of other past saints, how funny Chinese netizens are being about Western luxury goods, and Mrs. Pearlmania addresses THE haters.

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0:00 Intro - Pearlmania500 The Preacher 0:52 The First Millennial Saint 14:11 Catholics Collect Saints Like Pokemon 22:04 The Terrifying Lives of Catholic Saints 48:15 Factor Meals 49:48 Hilarious Chinese TikToks on Luxury Goods 1:04:38 Mrs. P. Addresses THE Haters

Why INCEL LOSERS Love Trump's Tariffs | TMT #123 Apr 13, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans address Trump's tariffs crashing the market, why incels love them, conservative influencers crying crocodile tears, and how China is humorously responding to all this. They also tackle the beautiful chaos of the Minecraft movie.

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0:00 Intro - Incels Like Tariffs 0:34 Market Crash 6:48 Conservative Influencer's Tears 11:57 Zocdoc 13:10 INCELS LOVE TARIFFS 14:37 Gen Z Boss and a Mini 26:07 Kanye and Bon Iver's Sponsorship 31:00 Delusional Conservatives (Dave Portnoy, Tim Pool, Batman) 41:35 China Humiliates Trump and America 49:55 Minecraft Movie Mayhem

MAGA Mormons Burn 100 Million To Own Libs | TMT #122 Apr 06, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans address Katy Perry's space mission, the MAGA Mormon's who owned the libs by burning 100 million in Sundance Film Festival revenue and how cutting programs the less fortunate is horrible and why Nostalgia for the late 90's and early 2000's is back.

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"FREE SPEECH" Warriors Surrender to Trump | TMT #121 Mar 30, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans go off an a mulitude of topics, inlcuding but not limited to:

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The Poly Personality Disorder Murder Mystery with a TWIST | TMT #120 Mar 23, 2025

One of Us Knows by Alyssa Cole is this month's book club episode! Strap in for a rip roaring ride into the Hudson river for an island wide Goblin Hunt with a multiple personality main character that has more blackout trauma than a tiktok comment section about narcissistic parents.

This book has it all, goblin hunts, lesbian castle dungeons, mind palaces, 4 Ds, and a plot that Alex actually couldn't guess for once. Oh, and the Pearlman's recorded all of this in their brand new studio. So get all of your identities together and a big bowl of popcorn ready to enjoy this month's MRS P'S BOOK CLUB!

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Lauren the Mortician | TMT #119 Mar 16, 2025

This episode has LOOOOONG been requested by our listeners, and it is finally here. Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the many legal battles of Lauren the Mortician from Tiktok.

This episode has it all, mutual drama, floating car seats, Jellyroll's wife, and a legal document that reads a lawyer TO FILTH. Big shout out to our patreons and sponsors for helping us build a legal defense fund!

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How to Challenge Extremism: Lessons from George Dale | TMT #118 Mar 09, 2025

It's been a dark time in America, but we can look to our recent history to see how this has happened before and how we can push back against it. George Dale was a newspaper editor in Muncie, Indiana who stood up to the Ku Klux Kln by naming, shaming, and mocking every member of that organization until they burned their own robes.

While this story is 100 years old, the topics, tactics and slogans used are still being deployed by extremists today.

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John Brown: Colder Than ICE | TMT #117 Mar 02, 2025

This is a comedy history podcast where two community college educated parents do their own research about a specific topic and then share it with each other while making jokes. This week's topic is abolitionist John Brown. The episode covers aspects of John Brown's life and work to end slavery in the United States of America, including work with the underground railroad, actions in Kansas, and his raid on the armory at Harper's Ferry.

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We Have Reservations For This Mexican Gothic Haunted House | TMT #116 Feb 23, 2025

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It's a book Club Episode! And this week Mrs. Pearlmania read a novel that the listeneres have been requesting ages, The Hacienda by Isabela Canas. This novel is set in the Hacienda San Isidro where the newly married Beatriz confronts the family history of her new husband, Don Rodolf Solorzano. It is through the help of Padre Andres that Beatriz is able to ward off the evil that resides inside her fix'er up'er estate.

As always, we are going to spoiler this book, while enjoying laughs and tasks along the way. Maybe the Pearlman's will even get haunted through the use of touchscreen laptop technology! OOOOooooh, spooky.

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35:59 Fixing up the place

56:09 haunted computer

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Paula White - Infuencer preacher in the White House | TMT #115 Feb 16, 2025

She was recently named the White House Faith Office Advisor to the president, but who is Paula White? Where did she come from? What was her Journey? Why is Tyra Banks here?

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LOLCOWS: A History | TMT #114 Feb 09, 2025

CONTENT WARNING this is an episode we do not suggest listening to on speakers. We cover some pretty dark topics in this one, including the story of Chris Chan. Listener discretion is advised.

LOLCOWS are an internet phenomenon that pre-dates the invention of the internet. Follow Pearlmania500 on this sad journey through the empty lives of trolls, victims, narcissism, social media, web forums, Freak Shows, Jerry Springer, Howard Stern, sonic fan fiction, Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, Ethan Klein, and unfortunately so much more.

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The $20 Million Instagram Scammer for Boys! | TMT #113 Feb 02, 2025

This week we are looking at an Alpha Scammer, Jeremiah "The Bull" Evans. He is the most 2022 scammer alive, cause he was arrested in 2023. Learn all about how this mormon MLM mogul set up an Alpha Automation grift that the UTAH DOJ said was so bad that they had to take him down. He plead guilty this week to scamming over 500 people out of $20 million!

So get your protein powder, your automated amazon drop shipping store fronts, your affiliates, your AlphaCon, Your lambdas, Your fake football careers, and so much more and prepare yourself to hear Mrs. Pearlmania's tale of Jeremiah "The Bull" Evans.

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The Death and Resurrection of TikTok | TMT #112 Jan 26, 2025

On January 18th, 2025 at 10:30pm EST Tiktok was executed by the state before the very eyes of it's users. As they sat in their malaise and depression, opening an app that didn't work over and over again through sheer muscle memory, the users mourned. But then at 12:30pm on January 19th, 2025 a miracle happened! Tiktok returned to us all across america! While the FYP was back, with Tiktok Lives and the tiktok shop and so many hottakes, something was different. Something had changed.

On this week's episode, Pearlmania500 and Mrs. Pearlmania discuss the Tiktok ban, social media apps that have passed on before (MYSPACE), as well as the dead internet theory and how it's basically just a fact now.

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This New Book Made Us HOWL | TMT #111 Jan 19, 2025

It's a new Episode of Mrs. P's Books club and this week she read the fabulous, incredible book BORED GAY WEREWOLF by Tony Santorella. This book has it all, restaurants, waiters, mens rights influencers, and so much more. Grab your favorite headphone and let yourself get whisked away to a magical land of being an aimless waiter in his mid-20s who doesn't have any concept of the world around him. It's like Twilight excpet completely different. To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: http://hisnamewasdusk.com #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #werewolves #supernatural #cwshorts #buffythevampireslayer #twilight #teamjacob #vampires

Crashing Out on the Last Day of Tiktok (The Warmup) | TMT #110 Jan 18, 2025

The Parasocial patreon exclusive podcast is back! The Warmup is where MR and Mrs P remember how to talk to each other like adults and podcast hosts. And this is an extra special free edition.

It's the Final Day of TikTok (Allegedly), and the Pearlman's are here with thoughts, feelings, and a lot of Chinese Communist Propaganda from Red Note.

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No Goodwill In That Place | TMT #109 Jan 12, 2025

Mrs. Pearlmania got healthy enough to wonder why shirts at the thrift store Goodwill have gotten so expensive. Follow this journey of Goodwill's origin, to their modern day exploitation machine. And remember, Goodwill doesn't pay for the products in their stores. These are donations!

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We Are Barely Back | TMT #108 Jan 05, 2025

It's the Season 3 premiere of Too Many Tabs and the winter break nearly broke the Pearlmans. Hear all about their plans and how almost all of them collapsed into a heap of ashes, but like a phoenix they try and rise above it all.

Secret Santa By Andrew Shaffer | TMT #107 Dec 15, 2024

It's the Season 2 finale of Too Many Tabs and we are closing the year with a Mrs. P's Book Club episode of Christmas Horror with a review of Secret Santa by Andrew Shaffer. This book has it all, a german demon doll, Fabian Nightingale, bangs, and a backdrop of 1986 New York City.

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Caroline Calloway: A Captioned History | TMT #106 Dec 08, 2024

This Week's episode is about instagram influencer and author Caroline Calloway. Mrs. Pearlmania delves deep into the Harry Potter inspired Cambridge life of this NYC socialite and the accusations against her including scams, grifts, and general mania. Yes we even cover the cut article and the eater highlight about Caroline Calloway and the Yale plates.

So get your favorite incredibly long caption ready for the highlights of the life of Caroline Calloway.

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A Court of Wings and Ruin (ACOTAR Book 3) PART 2 | TMT#105 Nov 26, 2024

They promised and they delivered, here is part 2, the finale of Horny Fairy 3, A Courth of Wings and Ruin. Will Feyre be able to stop the King of Hybern? Will Alex finish the story before the babysitter leaves? Did he really invest all of that money to play this incredible theme song by Griefcat over and over again?

All Answers will be revealed in part 2 JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING.

The running musical theme for this week's episode was written and composed by Griefcat!

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All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

A Court of Wings and Ruin (ACOTAR Book 3) PART 1 |TMT #104 Nov 26, 2024

BUCKLE UP. IT IS HAPPENING. Mr. Pearlmania500 read all of Horny Fairy 3, A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas. This is part one of the spoiler filled review of the book. Sit back as Mr. P explains a novel that was a long march towards insanity.

PArt 2 will be released in a few hours cause the Pearlman's are recording this RIGHT NO W as you listen to part 1.

The running musical theme for this week's episode was written and composed by Griefcat!

Check out their Instagram https://www.instagram.com/griefcatpartytime/

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The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372.

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You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!!

This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/

All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

The Food Pyramid Scheme | TMT #103 Nov 24, 2024

Foodvember continues and this week Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the murky history of the food pyramid and myplate dot gov! Marvel at how long it took the USDA to come up with a way to explain balanced meals to the american public, and don't be shocked when lobbyists for entire industries crash through the wall like the kool-aid man and mess it up.

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The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372.

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You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!!

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All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

We Are NOT Food Scientists | TMT #102 Nov 17, 2024

Uh Oh! Mrs. Pearlmania did her research on fortified foods and GMOs for this week's episode. Are we all about to get pipelined? Is Mr. P about to get listeria from Raw Milk? How did they get through this episode without mentioning RFK Jr. once?

Too Many Foods month continues it's slow march towards thanksgiving with this nuanced discussion about food health by two people with associates degrees from community colleges that did not offer nutrition classes.

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The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372.

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You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!!

This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/

All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

The American Cheese Caves | TMT #101 Nov 10, 2024

Where do we get the term Government Cheese? What is American Cheese made of? Why did the Milk Council commision a rock opera staring a man named White Gold? Is that Ronald Reagan holding a moldy block of cheese that was created to stop the rise of socialism in Wisconsin back in the 1930s?

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Y'all after the week to end all weeks Too Many Tabs is back to obsess over cheese. And not good cheese either. Blocks of waxy cheese stored in caves all across america as part of a government program that was only half thought out. Mrs. P with the help of Sad Beige dove deep into the caves, spelunking incredible information that is then hefted directly into Alex's brain pan but doesn't melt properly.

Also This is the video that Mrs. P Made Mr P watch called The Battle for Milkquarius: https://vimeopro.com/user3758350/archives/video/92097461

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The Warm Up - Plans, Podcasts, and Portnoy 11.08.2024 | TMT #100 Nov 08, 2024

It's been a WEEK y'all. And The Pearlman's have taken the time to process and plan.

We have good announcements, sad announcements, fun announcements and an apology to the Zac Brown Band, but NOT Zach Bryan.

We are making this episode available to all our fans on their podcast feeds, but the ad free version will only be available on Patreon.

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Too Many Dragons! | TMT #99 Nov 03, 2024

A few weeks ago Alex started ranting about dragons during Mrs. Pearlmania's cryptid episode. So many viewers demanded more about dragons, that Mr. P immediately grabbed a torch and delved deep into the stacks to find a HORDE of information on the history of dragons.

Marvel at dragon tales from across Europe, Asia and the Americas. Wonder at how Norse Thor is so much cooler than Disney Thor. Ponder how many dragon stories are just photocopies of older stories.

Probably should have called this episode OOPS! All Dragons!

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The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372.

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You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!!

Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: hisnamewasdusk.com

Adventure Services W/ His Name Was Dusk (PART 1) | TMT #98 Oct 27, 2024

His Name Was Dusk returns to lead us through our annual Halloween TTRPG! This time He takes Mr and Mrs. P to the fantasy village of Plumtree, where a Buff Paladin named Carol and a Fairy Warlock named Tim have to solve a series of MURDERS!!!

This is part 1 of the game, PART 2 can be found EXCLUSIVELY on The Adventure Services Podcast!!!!

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The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372.

Follow us on Instagram: @Pearlmania500 & @mrs.pearlmania500

You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!!

Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: hisnamewasdusk.com

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