Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they’re sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season’s wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don’t be tardy to the party!
Here's the Latest Episode from Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown:
Casey and Danielle welcome back Thy Lord and Savior, Brian J. Moylan, who graces us with his presence all the way from London! They cover Bev Hills, NY, Potomac and Vanderpump but mainly wonder why Luann is living in a van down by the river. And Brian has a controversial wish for Beverly Hills that we dare not put in writing... for fear.
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Casey and Danielle are guest less in a Studio City nook and Casey has feelings about that. They discuss Beverly Hills and the legend that is Denise Richards, the return of Potomac and the legend that is Gizelle Bryant, Fofty Cent Rules and the horrifying insanity that has the distinguished honor of being the most cringe worthy scene ever to have been filmed in NY. Ever. We love you Bridie! This ones for you.
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Danielle and Casey are joined by incredible actress Katie Kershaw (Ms. Fletcher, The Second City) and they survive not only a life and death experience, but also another Boy George performance. They talk Lala's hair, Denise's early morning sexcapades and the best method for packing an urn of ashes. Plus, Nene sent a man to the hospital and knocked out his tooth and this is the first we are hearing of it?!!!!! We get to the bottom of it allllll.
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BREAKING NEWS! Re: Ken Todd
Casey and Danielle are back in the satellite nook with a guest as overdue as Camille’s firing - the incomparable Paul Scheer. Paul has recently gotten himself in hot water on Twitter with LVP fans around the world for proudly proclaiming himself #TeamTeddy and details their wrath. He has hot takes on NeNe and a blossoming friendship with Erika Jayne - but at the end of the day, he and Casey are ready to live that minivan lyfe!!!!
Casey and Danielle welcome two truly extraordinary guests. Jessica Chaffin is back with unpopular theories about Lisa Vanderpump and Jason Mantzoukas has a pressing question about Ken: Has he passed? Jessica and Jason give a powerful performance of Nene and Porsha’s recent text/Instagram war and Carole is outed in the boot on the ground of the century.
Danielle is joined by the always refreshing( like Denise Richards) Deanna Cheng and they talk to Atlanta super fan Lyric Lewis (AP Bio) to discuss the gift and mystery that is Marlo Hampton as well as Lyric’s important theory about “belt gate”.
There are gas-less sidecars , brittle real estate agents and Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn chime in with a field report from the quickest wedding in the West.
Esteemed writer and housewives aficionado Roxane Gay honors Casey and Danielle with her presence again on the podcast and gives her thoughts on puppy gate, the sexless lives of the Vanderpump couples and the gift of a Tyler Perry quote. Plus, she joins Casey and Danielle in reading one of the most important scenes that had ever graced the Bravo screen, and dare we say, elevates this masterpiece.
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Danielle gives a quick recap of this week’s episode of Real Housewives of NY.
Casey and Danielle are joined by dream guest and dream human, Kristen Wiig. Kristen has an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Bravo and an unrivaled, astounding eye for detail. On the hallowed eve of New York’s premiere they discuss Bev Hills, Atlanta, Vanderump and unfortunately end up with more questions than answers.
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A VERY SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE. Casey and Danielle in conversation with Chelsea Handler.
Danielle is joined by hilarious guest co-host Joel Kim Booster, who is fresh off a gay cruise and ready to take Lisa Vanderpump down (but only for the right reasons). They welcome lady of a thousand housewife voices Amy Phillips, who gives them all the inside scoop on Andy Cohen's baby shower/rave and comes up with a new housewife impression on the spot. They talk Porsha's engagement, LaLa's BJ's for PJ's, and most importantly, how you never enter a housewife dinner wearing shorts. NEVER!!!
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Casey is joined by iconic special guest co-host Danny Pellegrino (host of the amazing podcast Everything Iconic). There's a new housewife in town and her name...is Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. Beverly Hills is back and the first 45 seconds are as riveting as anything Casey and Danny have ever seen ever, ever. Ever. Ever. Joining them in Casey's basic rental house is the lovely Emily Arlook (Grownish) who has insights into Kristin Doute's anxiety and high hopes for Denise Richards. They cover Atlanta, Jersey, Vanderpump and the stripper at Casey's bachelorette party. We open with a snippet of James Kennedy and Ariana Madix's new (hit?) single PARTY. #WINNING
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Start spreading the LU’S!!!! Hahaha!! Casey and Danielle are finally on Broadway!! Well. Broadway adjacent, but WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?! Joined by the disturbingly magnetic Andrew Rannells and the only normal person to ever be on reality TV, Gregg Bennett- they cover it all. And by all we mean how to suck a monkeys a**hole. It’s a powerful, beautiful night of THEATRE. Secial guest stars abound, namely one up and comer...Paul Wilson.
The don’t want to grow up, they got plans to blow up! Danielle and Casey are back together and they don't care, so what....Actually they do care, but mostly about Lala and Sheana Shay's orgasm acting class. They talk Stassi's mom, Marlo's luggage, Porsha's pickles and all the fabulous housewives trips past, present and future. Happy OOTD day everyone!!!!
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Danielle is joined by hilarious writer and undercover housewives reporter Nicole Shabtai who brings us an (old) boot on the hallowed ground of New Jersey. Plus she asks the biggest most important question of our time “why weren’t cameras at Todd Tucker’s Micheal Jordan bday party?!!!” They are also joined by empath to the stars Jamie Stein who goes deep on the dark soul of Vanderpump Rules and Casey’s birthday Cameos to Danielle finally arrive, each one more glorious and “cutting” than the next.
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Casey and Danielle celebrate a new year and a new marriage...that will soon end in divorce, RIP Marty Caffrey and Danielle Staub, we hardly knew you. They are joined by hilarious comedian and writer Chelsea Devantez to talk Beer Cheese , morning fart time and the paper of Record: The Bergen NJ Record”. Plus Casey, always an onion, reveals a regretful roommate assault.
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Casey and Danielle have added a bonus holiday show. It’s the last night in the nook. Literally. And who better to stop by than Casey’s beloved husband David and his hilarious and delightful friend Daniel Libman who share thoughts on Jax and Friends. And a very special surprise guest pipes in. Casey and Danielle pay tribute to Penny Marshall and to the even more beloved nook, where we have all spent so much time together. Merry Christmas and Happy LU Year! Also HUGE Congrats to Andy Cohen on his big news!
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Casey and co-host Deanna Cheng get INTO IT with dream guest Rae Sanni who hits us with powerful insights and a phenomenal sermon On Shannon which is met with a standing ovation. Despite the holiday rush, Bravo has given us four housewives to catch up on as well as the gift of the Vanderpump premiere under the tree. We open them all!
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BREAKING HOLIDAY NEWS, TOO
Casey is holding down the fort in the nook with special co-host, the wondrous Blair Beeken. They are divided on important issues such as: Are we more focused on the Housewives boobs or butts??? No objectifying here! They are joined by stand up comedian and all around lovely human, Camirin Farmer who has hilarious insights but also simple burning questions we all want answers to, such as, re: Dallas, "Who and why is Carrie?" The ladies rip through and rip apart four cities and no one is safe. Least of all Shane.
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Casey and Danielle kick off the show by telling us all the Housewives questions they want answered. Don't forget to set your DVRs to the RHOBH premiere Dec 1!
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